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Joke of the Day

"So i just started a coffee shop in baghdad... ...and business is BOOMING!!"

"Why did the alligator go to Disney World? To get some tots! #toosoon?"

"What do you call a fast country? I ran. Which one is faster? Rush sia. How about d fastest? E jeep. No? K"

"The only thing worse than having a small penis... Is having small arms."

"My mother always said, ""Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your maid."" When I went to college the dorm had a maid who told us, ""Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your mother."""

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? one can wash their crack and re-sell it!"

"What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician? A beggar has retained his integrity."

"Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld? Because Demeter stopped working."

"Why don't they have bars in Syria? Because, they prefer to get bombed at home."

"I want to invent an intravenous drug. I will name it Lord's Name, and people will be taking the Lord's Name in vein."