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Joke of the Day
"I know many chemistry jokes... But im afraid they wont get a good reaction."
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"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...ba dum tss!"
"""You should leave your wife..."" The secret note I leave on my husband's windshield every morning..."
"Wisdom from Confucius Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."
"I'm told as a lady in my 30s I shouldn't wear certain things anymore - like halter tops, pigtails, and the scalps of my vanquished enemies."
"My Life I just lost like 500 on betting..What the fuck am i doing with my life"
"Harry Potter Yo Mama jokes... Yo Mama's so fat.. ...when she orders butter beer she says ""hold the beer."""
"Teachers at school: She seems to be expressing an inner need for control. Teachers at a bar: I want to punch that kid in the face."
"Where do Chinese people live? Chinatown"
"Why do all kids with down syndrome look like they came from the same father? And the shuttle to hell is boarding if anyone cares to join me...."