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Joke of the Day

"Why do all kids with down syndrome look like they came from the same father? And the shuttle to hell is boarding if anyone cares to join me...."

"Hello Darkness, my old frie- *the lights suddenly turn on* oh it's like that now?"

"ORAL SEX At this stage of our marriage, me and the wife only practice oral sex. Whenever we pass each other, we both say , 'fuck you.'"

"Whiteboards are just the best In fact, they're remarkable"

"You got problems with parenting... You start to get headaches. I follow the instructions on the aspirin bottle: ""Take two and keep away from children."""

"Girl finds out that she's pregnant... And goes to tell her mum about it. Her mum asks; ""Have you had a check-up?"" Girl says; ""No, he was Polish"""

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is too short to be an essay!"

"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."

"Four years ago, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times. (not an original)"

"Jack All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no pay makes Jack a Mexican."