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Joke of the Day

"Teachers at school: She seems to be expressing an inner need for control. Teachers at a bar: I want to punch that kid in the face."

"There's no I in you. Yet."

"What's the difference between a Goodyear tire and 365 condoms? One is a Goodyear and one is a great year"

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam"

"What's the difference between tumblr and a gun? The gun has only one trigger"

"Men are three times more likely to successfully commit suicide than women. We get the shit done right."

"I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up in the freezer"

"Two consonants and a vowel go into a bar..."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef jerky"

"What did the Mexican firefighter call his son?? Jose"