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Joke of the Day
"Where do Chinese people live? Chinatown"
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"Q: Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head? A: Because from a distance they looked like hares."
"Girl told me she had a dream that I made love to her I mean, technically, she didn't say ""dream,"" she said ""nightmare,"" but close enough."
"- The DC Cinematic Universe"
"A Trump supporter and a squirrel humping an acorn... are both fucking nuts."
"I always go the extra mile at work. That's why I'm a terrible taxi driver."
"How can you go broke making Twinkies when two states just legalized marijuana?"
"Self-refilling glass. Just add water"
"Saying 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' mean the same thing.. .. except when at a funeral."
"I bought a gun from Chekhov... I figure I'll have to use it at some point."