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Joke of the Day

"""You should leave your wife..."" The secret note I leave on my husband's windshield every morning..."

"What is a Ninja's favorite beverage? Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2"

"friendzone how many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"Dad- I want you to have everything in this world that your heart desires. *Can I have oreos?* [NO]"

"My Irish friend was telling me about his uncle. ""My uncle's a cop, you know,"" he said. ""Oh, really?"" ""No, O'Riley."""

"knock knock! who's there? not trayvon martin -- that nigga dead!"

"What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something? Sir Charge"

"The only way to protect ourselves from eagle attacks is of course MORE eagles. Fill our homes with these gentle, knife clawed birds of prey."

"His First Blow Job A teenage boy comes home excited and says, ""Dad! I just had my first blowjob!"" The father says, ""That's great, son. How was it?"" ""Tasted awful."""

"I just realized that I have lost my mood ring... Not sure how I feel about this..."