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Joke of the Day
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...ba dum tss!"
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"Did anyone else hear that France is changing the color of its flag to plain white? Supposedly it is to make battles easier."
"If I say, ""Don't worry, I'm on it,"" there's a 98% chance I'm referring to my couch."
"really old joke based off a video game from the 90's What are the three certainties in life? ( Thank you for spellcheck on google chrome ) 1. death 2. taxes. 3. you'll hear this joke sooner or later"
"What's common between Canadians and Belgians? They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too."
"Imagine the PR nightmare if one of these pardoned turkeys goes on a killing spree."
"My St. Patrick's Day Joke Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? A:Zero"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool"
"People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society."
"uh oh sombody posted a sad facebok status. i beter like it to show i care but also coment a sad face emoji to show i dont literaly ""like"" it"