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Joke of the Day

"Wisdom from Confucius Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

"Politicians are like sperm.. one in a million turn out to be an actual human being."

"I want this election to be over so badly you'd think it was a friend's play."

"Why does Helen Keller play piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing"

"Como frijoles? How you bean?"

"Love means never having to say you're sorry until you've thought up a good excuse."

"My cat should run for President. When she gets excited she flip-flops all over the place."

"What do you call a tin can that's done with High School? A graduated cylinder!"

"A racist joke (be warned and don't take offense) Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise? They're not falling for that one again.."

"Is there a class for just the karate noises?"