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Joke of the Day

"How do you greet a racist murderer? Good morning officer ."

"What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"

"Your Google Self-Driving car should be taken away if you don't let your dog sit in the driver's seat while you hold a map riding shotgun."

"You know why Irish pillow cases are so popular? They can really make a sham rock."

"Why did the airplane no longer work? Because it was **terminal**ly ill. I'll show myself out."

"I broke into a shoe store and tied the laces together on all the womens shoes. Bitches be trippin."

"At an AC/DC concert... Brian Johnson: You guys ready to rock? Crowd: YESSSSSS Brian Johnson: I can't hear you!"

"I'm not saying the police are over zealous but I was arrested yesterday for singing ""come on baby light my fire."" They said it was inflammatory."

"James calls a doc for help... Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? James: Nope. It's her husband!"

"What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans? Que Que Que"