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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying the police are over zealous but I was arrested yesterday for singing ""come on baby light my fire."" They said it was inflammatory."

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"""That's funny"" is a nice way of letting someone know it really wasn't."
"I wonder who the sorting hat will choose as the new Pope."
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"I've been stung by a bee."
"I have a big butt and I can not lie."