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Joke of the Day
"Why did the airplane no longer work? Because it was **terminal**ly ill. I'll show myself out."
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"I've been waiting all year to post this this"
"Your secrets are safe with me, because I probably wasn't listening to begin with."
"Do you know what ""clitoris"" is in French? Me neither, but I had it on the tip of my tongue yesterday."
"Learning to write jokes is like when you first start having sex... You think it's easy and it's gonna make people happy but you end up just leaving people feeling confused and disappointed"
"What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans."
"gleda Fata kuvarsku emisiju na TV... XD"
"If your girlfriend says ""my pyramid is late..."" Know two things: 1. Your hearing is poor 2. That's not your biggest problem right now"
"What do you call a beaten up pretzel? A salted pretzel"
"1995: one day the Internet will allow all people access to the full breadth of human knowledge. 2016: *watching cat videos*"