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Joke of the Day
"Why did the airplane no longer work? Because it was **terminal**ly ill. I'll show myself out."
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"""It's beautiful today. Let's work outside."" *5 mins later* ""This was a terrible idea."" *more bees disrupt the open heart surgery*"
"God doesn't play dice well, that's what he tells Mrs God."
"Who is the 0.666 humorist here? [META]"
"Women Are Like Crawfish A whole lotta' work for a little bit of tail. xd"
"They said I'd never overcome my addiction to Phil Collins. ♩ But take a look at me nooooow ♩"
"Tweets that proclaim ""your a idiot"" never fail to delight me."
"Just saw a homeless guy fall asleep with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Which probably explains why he's homeless."
"Did you know there were vegetarians in Medieval Europe? More often than not, they were called ""peasants"""
"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!"