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Joke of the Day

"Why did the airplane no longer work? Because it was **terminal**ly ill. I'll show myself out."

"What is the most important factor in China's future? Euthanasia."

"Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the battle."

"4-year-old: Are hot dogs made from real dogs? Me: Would you eat them if they were? 4: No! Me: 4: Unless I had ketchup."

"I was so bored last night I decided to make a belt out of all my watches It was a complete waist of time"

"Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD? Viet-nom nom nom nom nom."

"I wore a pedometer for a week. Good news -- I'm not a pedo."

"Why can't a bike stand on its own ? Because it's two tired."

"Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?"

"I never could get into spanking as a fetish. But, you know, different strokes for different folks."