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Joke of the Day

"You know why Irish pillow cases are so popular? They can really make a sham rock."

"why did the chicken cross the road because it was stuck to the farmers knob."

"Flying illegally in the animal carriage are really comfortable in a way. Bad side? There're no toilet. Good side? They don't question the smell."

"What does it taste like to eat out an 85 year old woman? Depends"

"You are stuck in a room with Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump. You have a gun with 2 bullets in it, what do you do? *Shoot myself twice*"

"Stepped on an action figure in the shower and simultaneously invented six new cuss words in four different languages."

"Doctor, my girlfriend grinds her teeth while sleeping. Dr: Put some coffee beans in her mouth and set the alarm for 7:30am"

"Nice butts take my breath away... I'm assmatic."

"I'm not saying delivering a baby is easy, but I'm pretty sure all I need is a box, some tape, and a stamp."

"How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel? with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw."