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Joke of the Day

"A recruiter asked me if I wanted to be a hardcore developer I said sure, I've always wanted to work for PornHub"

"What's Nigel Thornberry's favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrup........ MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [Works best IRL](/spoiler)"

"We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour."

"What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the docktor!"

"Wanna hear a girlfriend joke? Nah, you won't get it"

"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

"The holiday season is coming up. Every year I make my parents something. I make them disappointed."

"What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam? Your mom!"

"What is the most said band name during the holidays? U2"