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Joke of the Day

"A recruiter asked me if I wanted to be a hardcore developer I said sure, I've always wanted to work for PornHub"

"A slutty girl is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it."

"This year's presidential election shares the same tagline as the 2004 movie ""Alien versus Predator"". ""Whoever wins... We lose."""

"The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever."

"Once upon a time there was a happy woman... But that happened only once and only to one woman"

"Why did Hillary Clinton cross the road? (probably offensive) 9/11"

"What could you create with Starbucks caramel mocha chip frappuccino? The Audi logo and The Olympics logo."

"Lone Child My friend showed this joke to me and I had to post it on Reddit ""I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."""

"What would Donald Trump say if he was Mexican? 'WE NEED TO BUILD A RAMP!'"

"""I'm great in bed"" ~ breakfast"