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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the docktor!"
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"How my dad taught me how to button my suit coats. He said *""Think of it like a woman; sometimes the top, always the middle, but never the bottom.""*"
"Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!"
"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a registered six offender."
"Can't believe my dog just ran into Petco and left me in the car with the windows rolled up"
"What did one ball say to the other? Who's the dick in the middle?"
"A pony walks into a bar and in a soft and raspy voice says to the bartender, Gimme a beer. The bartender says, Sure buddy, sounds like you got a cough. The pony replies, I'm a little hoarse."
"If you throw a banjo and accordian off a tall building, which one hits the ground first... Who cares?"
"What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973."
"If life gives you lemons... Make lemonade. If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic"