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Joke of the Day
"What's Nigel Thornberry's favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins."
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"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large."
"I'm exactly like Rocky in that, I challenge people to fight while I'm slurring my words."
"I bought my mom a fridge for her birthday present You should have seen her face light up when she opened it!"
"If you want to drink and drive you better bring enough for the whole highway."
"This post just says it all! It all"
"Asking me if I want a bag for the box of tampons I just bought is like asking me if they're for here or to go."
"I get carried away sometimes... Usually because I refuse to leave."
"What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS? Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!"
"[throwes some foam packing peanuts into a pond] ""HEY! NO LITERING--"" shh wait [a flock of rubber duckies float over squeaking excitedley]"