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Joke of the Day
"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"
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"my wife made me a birthday cake She complained it didn't look anything like Nigella's at all. I told her that's OK, since she doesn't look anything like Nigella either."
"Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison? Treeson."
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"What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out."
"Automatic flusher Automatic soap dispenser Automatic sink Automatic paper towel dispenser N O W T O U C H T H E D O O R H A N D L E"
"I went to vegetarian restaurant the other day... I falafel afterwards."
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