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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a girlfriend joke? Nah, you won't get it"
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"There's only one vampire on Sesame Street... At least, only one that counts."
"What's the hardest part about rollerskating? Explaining to your dad that you're gay"
"What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you."
"Hermione decided to spice up her life after realizing she was a basic witch. (Sorry, That's it)"
"What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... ""Get Hard"""
"What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists? Don't ask me, I just fly the drones..."
"Told my kids I loved them at carpool and no one responded so I yelled, ""I love you too!"" while hanging out of the sunroof. Me, 1 Kids, 0"
"Why was the Spanish train the primary suspect? It had locomotive. (I'm not sorry)"
"Tried to have sex on a railroad track, but the train came first."