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Joke of the Day
"The holiday season is coming up. Every year I make my parents something. I make them disappointed."
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"I once lost my thesaurus... and I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was."
"I'd rather buy a box of cereal than an iPhone 7 Because you can have apples with your jacks"
"Want his attention? Send nudes Want to piss him off? When he responds, reply ""Oops, wrong person"""
"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't"
"If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?"
"I'm a feminist A woman should be allowed to make a sandwich wherever she wants"
"Never understand when someone says, ""cats are snobby."" Like dogs are constantly inviting you & the kids over for burgers & a swim?"
"What do you call a baby born feet first? a c-section."
"What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst."