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Joke of the Day
"What is the most said band name during the holidays? U2"
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"What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We don't know; she hasn't opened her presents yet."
"A man can survive up to two weeks without water, around forty days without food, and about one hour without touching his junk."
"How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced? a buck an ear"
"Girls just wanna have funds."
"What would a depressed Abraham Lincoln do? Slit the writ of habeas corpus."
"Racist: What's black and white and unemployed? Just kidding about the white part."
"After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs. If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me."
"What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"Oatmeal shouldn't get to have the word ""meal"" in it. How about oatsnack? Or oatbullshit?"