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"What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning? He Glocks in"
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"Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign? It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation."
"I like my women like I like my movies. Silent and in the 20s."
"The sad story of a homeless Genie He lost his bottle"
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"Accidentally sharing porn I have accidentally posted porn on my science blog. My readers must be thinking hard about my content."
"I'm a chick magnet I repel."
"My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she asked me ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes then I probably reposted somebody elses joke"
"COP: You seen an escaped evil octopus? ME: No COP: [looks up] Nice chandelier ME: Thanks COP: Why is it wet? ME: Um COP: And holding 8 guns?"