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Joke of the Day
"What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning? He Glocks in"
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"The most racist joke I know. What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys? A water sprinkler."
"I guess you could say One Direction went two directions. I'll see myself out."
"RIP boiling water You will be mist."
"Who was the best actor in the bible ? Samson he brought the house down !"
"Her: Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom? Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper."
"Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work? IBM"
"Why did the ordinary man eat all the magic mushrooms? Because he wanted to be a fungi."
"So the waiter said ""The plate is hot"" and I said ""I'll be the judge of that, haha."" Anyhoo, I met a lot of nice people at the burn center."
"A man, his son, and their dog walk into a bar. ""Ouch!"" ""Ouch!"" ""Woof!"""