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Joke of the Day

"I'm a wealth of knowledge Unless you want it to be true Then I'm pretty solid on about 6 topics 2 of those might just be Doritos flavors"

"Oscar Pistorius is soon getting out of jail. 10 months without sex, you should hide, ladies. But for the love of God, not in the bathroom."

"Mail from Grandma: FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:No subject"

"How do you make anti-freeze? Take away her blanket."

"Who invented minced meat ? A leper playing the guitar."

"Why did the goose cross the road? Because he's an asshole."

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Yes I remain sweet & quiet but on the inside I'm composing a strongly worded email"

"What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia? I'm Snowden!"

"Redditor with a bomb EDIT: Wow, this really blew up! u/flyingscotzman u/FlyingScotzman user/flyingscotzman user/FlyingScotzman"

"In coach, I like to pretend it's my private plane and I happened to invite along a couple hundred of my stinkiest and loudest friends."