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Joke of the Day

"No evidence is good enough for a Creationist... But no evidence is good enough for a Creationist."

"A Zach Galifinakis-style ""impression"" joke. The character I'm working on is: MOMENTARILY CONFUSED BATMAN <husky voice>: Alfred... <regular voice>: Ahem... I mean hey Alfred"

"What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team? The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers."

"We just got a donkey He's a real Jackass"

"I'd like to tell a joke about pedophiles but they're fucking immature assholes."

"..... Ya see we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?"

"I get a little too excited when I hear the sound of sizzling fajitas go by."

"If I had $1 for every time a girl has rejected me... I wouldn't be single anymore"

"If I swollow A weener whole, will it come out the same way? I feel like it would be really good if that happened."

"What did the bed say to the sleepy man? ""I want you inside me"""