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Joke of the Day
"Mail from Grandma: FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:No subject"
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"ME: Hmm. My biggest weakness? Tough question. I guess some people say I'm delusional UBER DRIVER: I didn't say anything"
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"I bet Batman wears Liam Neeson underwear."