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Joke of the Day

"Mail from Grandma: FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:No subject"

"Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car? Because he forgot to check his blind side."

"Hey baby, you must be from Ireland because when I look at you, my penis is Dublin"

"Apple launches new phone with no headphone jack, making it ideal for enjoying the free U2 album."

"Russell Crowe was arrested for biting a woman's face off. When asked about it, he said he was ""Glad he ate her""."

"""Describe yourself in three words"" ""Lazy"""

"I have so may gay friends... I can't keep them straight."

"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer."

"I can't recall the hunchback of Notre Dame's name Does Quasimodo ring a bell?"

"What do you call a group of black people? A Orniggasation!"