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Joke of the Day

"I like telling people to ""grow up"" because even if they hate me I can visit them ten years later and say ""Took my advice I see"""

"I've been thinking of getting into the warehousing business... I've heard it's blowing up in China"

"Why did the sand scream? Because the sea weed. ha."

"Islamic sex dolls... blow themselves up."

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASA B!"

"Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken!"

"Johnny Depps wife filed for divorce, thanks a lot Australia! This is why nice people don't visit you!"

"Why did the illegal latinos all fail their English classes? They didn't turn in their eses."

"*ring ring* Hello? ""If u want to see ur son again give me $500,000"" OH GOD PLEASE DONT HURT HIM ""I won't if u-"" Haha gotcha, leave a message"

"A drum set falls out of a window... Ba dum tssh!"