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Joke of the Day

"Johnny Depps wife filed for divorce, thanks a lot Australia! This is why nice people don't visit you!"

"Girls these days wont eat any produce, but will lick where a bro deuce."

"Women and rocks are a lot alike. We skip the flat ones."

"What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear? Free Willy"

"If a user posts Nazi-related offensive content and a German moderator sees it, what happens to the user? He gets banschlussed."

"Do not hit a woman... Do not hit a woman. Cause after all the shit, you need someone to make you a sandwich."

"What do you call a sexually-confused Arctic Circle? Bi-polar"

"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash? Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash."

"What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea? Getting the news from your dentist"

"What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist? A psychiatric tryst."