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Joke of the Day

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASA B!"

"How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal."

"In high school, what was Robert E Lee voted? Most likely to secede"

"Saw this advert in a window... It said ""television for sale,$1,volume stuck on full"".I thought,""I can't turn that down"""

"What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca? A cinemon"

"Humpty Dumpty had a good Summer... But he had a *great* Fall!"

"WARNING! Sickest joke ever. How do you know if your sister is on the rag? Dad's dick tastes like blood."

"You know you're a bad driver when Siri tells you ""after 400 feet stop and let me out"""

"And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants."

"*At a clothing store* Worker: Do you need any help sir? Me: *Mixes ""No, I'm good"" & ""No, I'm just looking""* Me:""No, I'm just good looking"""