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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sand scream? Because the sea weed. ha."
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"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."
"Wanna hear a blonde joke Donald Trump"
"I put my phone on airplane mode. Now I can't find it."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Only Juan."
"The embarrasing email Hillary Clinton doesn't want anyone to know about [deleted]"
"Is there something called ""Your mama so foreign...""-jokes? Please share if you have any, no rules O.o"
"Me: Why does it take you forever to text me back? *3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about?"
"How do you get 300 babies in a bowl? Blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips"
"What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over? I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!"