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Joke of the Day

"A man decides to give up his fancy lifestyle and moves to the wilderness to live with bears. He claims that he only needs the bear necessities."

"What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank? A polterheist."

"Why are broken vibrators so rare? Because they are hard to come by."

"Boss: Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today? Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait? Boss: Today!"

"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak? Cuatro sinko"

"What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? Rooster goes CockaDOODLEDOOO!! Prostitute goes AnyCOCKLEDOOO!! (Such an old joke maybe some of these young redditors have never heard it ;)"

"Facebook: The only place where you get excited when strangers follow you."

"On which side do you drive? American: Right-side. Britisher: Left-side Indian: Depends on which side the oncoming traffic is."

"I love how, in the year 2010, TV news channels still use a background graphic of a reel-to-reel tape player when they play 911 recordings."

"What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? They both get picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then come back for more."