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Joke of the Day

"A drum set falls out of a window... Ba dum tssh!"

"Coworker just asked me if I'm ""working hard or hardly working"" & now I'm standing over him asking if he's ""bleeding bad or badly bleeding?"""

"Apparently, I snore really loudly... ...loud enough to terrify everyone in the car I'm driving!"

"I found out why MP7s sound so good: They are four better than MP3s."

"Keep your daughters away from Olympic Track and Field events: Doctor's orders."

"""Do not iron"" Like that was ever going to happen..."

"The Past, the Present, and the Future All Walk Into A Bar . . . . . . it was tense."

"According to WebMD I may have something called ""Your Computer Is Not Connected To The Internet"""

"Reddit, here's a tasteless joke I recently heard from a bum who goes by the name, ""Joke Man"" What do you call two gay guys named Bob? Oral Roberts!"

"""Make him press 1 again."" ""Good."" ""Now, 3 minutes of silence."" ""He still there?"" ""Give him 18 minutes of pan flute."" - Call Center Training"