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Joke of the Day

"When birds fly in V formation why is one side longer than the other? They have more birds on that side. #scienceded"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He's not coming."

"Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively."

"Coors Light ships cold straight from the factory. I wish other water companies would do the same."

"I'll never forget where I was when I found out I have Alzheimer's"

"when I hit 45 I'm going to start sleeping in a coffin. let's be honest, my lifestyle choices have been questionable"

"Microwave broke and I had to cook on the stove like freaking Betty Rubble."

"You can learn a lot about a person if you install a camera in their bedroom."

"What sort of soup do men make most often after sex? Split pee soup. (I made it up. I'm sorry.)"

"Have you ever worked in a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock."