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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever worked in a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock."
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"Have you heard of the new birth control for men? put a rock in your shoe and it will make you limp"
"Why did the H kill itself? because the G had"
"How you compliment an Italian cheese maker? ""Gouda worka"""
"So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!"
"A philosopher says to the linguist... ""What if, instead of periods, woman had apostrophes?"" The linguist replied, ""They'd be more possessive and have more frequent contractions."""
"Incest! A game for the whole family"
"take your time pedestrians we're not dreaming of mowing you down at all"
"How do you describe people who tell ""I see dead people"" jokes? They have a sixth sense of humor"
"Couple of girlfriends decided to go out on girls night. But they had nothing to talk about, because all of them showed up."