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Joke of the Day
"What sort of soup do men make most often after sex? Split pee soup. (I made it up. I'm sorry.)"
Next Joke
"My life is just like Rihanna's new song. Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!"
"What's black, white and red all over? An interracial home abortion."
"How can you get four suits for under $2.00? Buy a deck of cards."
"Black Friday is when Kim Kardashian shops for a new husband."
"Ice cubes are very badass I mean they float around their own blood"
"Never tell a woman to calm down when she's drunk, it's like baptizing a cat. It's not gonna work"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interupti--- MOO!"
"So the current Prime Minister of the UK just blocked compulsory sex education in schools.. I guess he doesn't want children to be able to identify a cunt."
"A man named Phil realized he was gay one night.... It was very Phil-filling"