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Joke of the Day
"I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey Luckily I since turned myself around."
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"Is your mother's name Josephine? Cuz I had sloppy joe's for dinner last night."
"What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel? A lumpy milkshake."
"What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea? I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face."
"Hey, Gandalf! What is it that bats can do but badgers can't? FLY, YOU FOOLS!"
"I've wasted the best years of my life waiting for people to join conference calls."
"What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber? Bruce Banner"
"{after you tell me about your horrible, yet life altering near-death experience} ""Have you seen my charger?"""
"Melanoma victims hate it at first... ...but it grows on them.^I'm^sorry^..."
"What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !"