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Joke of the Day
"I'll never forget where I was when I found out I have Alzheimer's"
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"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian bail."
"What's a gothic persons blood made of? Emoglobin"
"What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common? They both can't ride a bike."
"I had sex with a guy last night and he was gone the next morning. Funny how people just come and go in your lives."
"*posts picture of the saddest meal of all time, a big plate of dry meat and weirdly burnt vegetables* it's so sad that some guys can't cook."
"[creation] GOD: You each have a gift WORM: What's mine? G: You...spin silk BEE: How bout me? G: Uh...make honey HIPPO: And me? G: Hm...eat marbles"
"Why do people never eat clocks? Because it is very TIME CONSUMING. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LMFAO STFU"
"Watching the Flintstones in the UAE... is not possible in Dubai because the people don't like it. But the people from Abu Dhabi do."
"People who describe things as ""better than sex"" are having the wrong kind of sex."