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Joke of the Day
"Microwave broke and I had to cook on the stove like freaking Betty Rubble."
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"Knock Knock A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Interrupting Dyslexic Cow B: Interrupting Dys-- A: OOOOOOOOOM!"
"If you can read this You're not Floyd Mayweather"
"What's black and doesn't work? [Very NSFW] Bryce Williams' sense of perspective."
"""Dad, how come we use plastic forks and my friends all have silverware?"" - Because they're poor and have to reuse everything. ""Pfft losers"""
"Asked my dad if he heard about the head tranplant on the news. He said, ""No, but it sounds like it's way ahead of it's time."""
"Being politically correct sucks. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. Now I have to say, ""hey Jamal would you please go paint that fence over there?"""
"Why can't you purchase minerals by the gallon? They only come in quarts(z)"
"What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"What does a bum call a dumpster. A Bed and Breakfast."