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Joke of the Day

"You can learn a lot about a person if you install a camera in their bedroom."

"TIFU by getting arrested for taking a clock to school"

"How does the farmer count up his cows? ...with a cowculator."

"Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet? ...He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up? ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the ""hole"" show."

"I'm not saying she has daddy issues but she only fills out credit cards for the instant approval."

"A recent study states that one of women's most common turnoffs on the first date is when men keep answering their phones. Especially when it's their wife on the line."

"What is the definition of disappointment? Running into wall with a boner and breaking your nose."

"I named my iPod ""The Titanic"" Oh look! It's syncing now."

"Practicing karate in my driveway to strike fear into potential burglars."

"What is a cowboy's favorite salad dressing? If you answered ""Ranch"", you are mistaken...it was a trick question. Cowboys don't eat salad."