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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !"

"Wait, 12 years a slave isn't about marriage?"

"Today I got in touch with my inner self Last time I'm buying cheap toilet paper."

"What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room? A full set of teeth"

"My favorite part about ordering a salad on the first date is going into the bathroom and eating 6 mini donuts."

"My wife just put lipstick on. She only does this on special occasions...you know what's next fellas..... We're going to church."

"All last night I dreamed I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted"

"Did you hear that Trump is getting penis enlargement surgery? It's gonna be yuge."

"If ""The Breakfast Club"" were filmed today, it would be a silent movie about 5 teens looking at their phones."

"I'm not sure how I feel about people who are missing an arm. On one hand, they're probably nice people..."