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Joke of the Day
"Today I got in touch with my inner self Last time I'm buying cheap toilet paper."
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"Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money? In the Piggy bank"
"How many black people does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? 26. One to actually do the screwing, and 25 to mindlessly shout YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS."
"What's the difference between eating at a restaurant and standing in a field of cows? I don't tip at restaurants."
"What do you get from pampering your cow? Spoiled milk."
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