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Joke of the Day
"Today I got in touch with my inner self Last time I'm buying cheap toilet paper."
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"When people's driving tweets end mid sentence, did the paramedics find their phone and hit send?"
"What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes? ""DANKE!"""
"A Blind man walks into a bar... ...into a table, into a chair.."
"What did the frog say to his girlfriend while she was giving him a handjob? Rubbit, Rubbit!"
"I returned some shorts to Walmart and bought a pizza, with the credit I had received, to share with my wife... She kinda ate my shorts."
"Remember when people used to have to be in shape to wear tank tops?"
"Did you hear about the Roman who had his wife for dinner? He was gladiator..."
"I said ""I'm not going to repeat myself"""