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Joke of the Day
"All last night I dreamed I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted"
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"""What the fuck is a newspaper?"" - our grandchildren"
"If Dairy Queen and Burger King had a baby, what do you call it? Restaurants can't have sex you moron."
"Why did the shark cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!"
"It's a fact that Hitler's mother was a female so you can blame women for the holocaust"
"What's the best way to eat a thanksgiving vegetable? Pick her up out of the wheelchair"
"how do I know I'm old? I can hear teens having a good time and I'm mad about it"
"Did you hear about the baker that died fighting to save his business? They say he went out ""buns-a-glazing"""
"15 Is The Age Where You Either Look Like 11 Or 25."
"Which computer sings the best? A Dell"