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Joke of the Day
"Teenage sex. Haha-ha...ha...amirite guys?... : {"
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"Treating testicular cancer.. takes balls."
"What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room? A full set of teeth"
"I like to think of myself not so much as a terrible driver, but an awesome stunt woman."
"My wife let me remove all her clothes last night. From the dryer."
"Nice job Instagramming your plane ticket with enough personal information to take out a mortgage in your name."
"i am 1/8 native american ! dont see it ? i oppressed it ."
"When i used to work for walgreens and the security system would go off the employees would say ""run!"" I guess it was the running joke."
"Two nuns walk into a bar... The third one ducks."
"[Lady is being robbed] ""Help, Social Media Man!"" [Social Media Man swoops in & creates a facebook page called Mugging Is Bad]"