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"I'm not sure how I feel about people who are missing an arm. On one hand, they're probably nice people..."

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"Another Tom Swifty ""I have only diamonds, clubs, and spades,"" said Tom heartlessly."
"A man goes to a library and asks for a book on Suicide The Librarian says: Fuck off, You wont bring it back."
"What wine pairs best with this bomb-ass Nokia ringtone"
"Currently, the Olympic host country has... One brazillian medals."
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One WALKS on the MOON, and the other fucks little children."
"Shot pool with my 15yo son. Taught him a valuable lesson. You can restart a video game 1000 times. You can only lose your allowance once."
"Every joke posted on this sub is stolen from Sickipedia. If you are going to steal someones joke at least give credit."
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