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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room? A full set of teeth"
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"I'm close to $100,000 deep in student loans for my English degree and I just used the word ""awesome"" 10 times in a row to describe a guy."
"Oscar If you're Leonardo, you must have got it by now."
"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: I usually stay pretty still."
"What do people in the South use instead of www.Ancestry.com? www.incestry.com"
"I was born with blonde hair and blue eyes My parents named me Michael but I totally looked like a Ryan"
"What do you call three witches in a hot tub? A self-cleaning coven."
"I feel really bad about being at this girl's house last night. I came in seconds. Besides that, what kind of shitty name is that for a cat?"
"My ex used to sing ""Brown Eyed Girl"" to me.... I have blue eyes. This should have been a sign."
"Q: What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts? A: Stem sell research."