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Joke of the Day

"What did the paraplegic father say when his teenage daughter came out of the closet? I will not stand for this."

"The only excuse for the kinds of storms that have been coming is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji..."

"Hey people that twitter says are ""similar to me"", where do people like us put our car keys?!?!?!"

"Have you tried the new, ultra-realistic vibrator? ""No, how does it work?"" ""Right before you climax it comes, goes limp, farts, and turns itself off."""

"Where does He-Man keep his towel? BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it."

"A detective tries to find to where his clothes were stolen It was a brief case."

"Did you hear about the crocodile with false teeth? The birds refused to clean them because it was in-denture servitude."

"How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away."

"What do you call a British dinosaur? A tea rex."

"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar. (Doctor Who knew how to pun in the 60's)"