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Joke of the Day

"Hey people that twitter says are ""similar to me"", where do people like us put our car keys?!?!?!"

"What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken? Stay out of parms way."

"I guess Donald Trump hates Pre-shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"

"I just drank some honey wine I'm feeling pretty buzzed."

"Buckwheat from the Little Rascals just converted to Islam.. Now he's Kareem of Wheat."

"Had tea instead of coffee this morning & now I play a house servant in the new season of Downton Abbey."

"What do you call a constable who is good at music? Copper."

"How do you email a sandwich? In bytes. *Ba dum tss*"

"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an Oscar? He was out standing in his field."

"People who go to the store and buy the single roll of toilet paper must not have an optimistic view of their life expectancy."