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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the crocodile with false teeth? The birds refused to clean them because it was in-denture servitude."

"I caught my son jerking off a wolf, so to teach him a lesson I made him stroke the whole pack."

"How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb? Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her."

"Me: I'm having a problem with my computer: IT guy: Have you tried punching it? Me: That's the first thing I tried. I'm not an idiot."

"What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller"

"What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog."

"Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians? It was Bin-Laden"

"What's frozen water and dangerous? ISIS"

"""Good artists copy. Great artists steal."" \- Me"

"[on date] HER: I cant see u anymore ME (hiding under table): lol I know H: no I mean I cant see u anymore M (still under table): lol I know"