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Joke of the Day

"How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away."

"What does a taxidermist do for a living? Oh you know... stuff..."

"How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb? Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D"

"Don't make me take off my belt because then my pants would fall down and my body looks like an egg on toothpicks."

"Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero? Thesus"

"I found a good bread recipe where you don't have to get your hands messy from mixing it The bread was kneadless, to say"

"So my buddy was going down... On his grandmother, and he told me he realized he was tasting horse semen... That's when he thought. ""I wonder if that's what killed her or not? """

"Getting rid of my cleaning person sounded like a good way to save money, until it came time to do the cleaning."

"Poop jokes aren't my absolute favorite kinds of jokes. But they're a solid #2."

"What do you call a paedophile pirate? Aaarrrrrrr Kelly!!"