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Joke of the Day
"What's the right age to tell your kids Canada isn't real?"
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"What do you call a kid with no friends!? A Sandy Hook survivor!!"
"Q: What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments? A: Luters."