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Joke of the Day
"Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died? Because he was the rightful heir"
Next Joke
"What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon? Zikachu."
"Two peanuts walk down the street... one was a salted"
"thanks, but I'M TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS STOP IT"
"Maybe stop asking 20yo beauty queens how to solve problems the government hasn't even been able to figure out in 200 years?"
"Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall? For the Halibut."
"I see dead people."
"Yo mamma conforms to Planck's law - the greater the frequency with which she screws, the more energetic she gets."
"Sometimes love is like having one too many drinks....you feel so good that you don't notice you're making a fool of yourself."
"Where do mice park their boats? At the Hickory Dickory Dock!"