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"What is Rickon Stark's favorite band? One Direction"
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"The thin,healthy, smart people are really missing out on some horrible food at Burger King."
"What's the difference between pedophiles and acne? Acne waits until you're 13."
"My friend recently tried to get appointed chancellor of Germany but failed. I told him he was literally worse than Hitler."
"one time I stuck my hand in a jar of jelly beans and when I took it out all the black one stole my rings and watch"
"What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"
"Spent the day removing $550,000,000 worth of stuff from my Amazon shopping cart."
"What do transsexuals run on? Gender fluid."
"What do you call someone who likes speed? Racist."
"A guy comes into a bar. No, wait... it was a horse. So, a guy comes into a horse."