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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man."

"A Christian and an atheist walk into a bar. They proceed to have a few drinks and enjoy each other's company because they're not pretentious dicks."

"What did the vampire say to the teacher? See ya next period."

"What did the car baby say to his car dad? Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!"

"So I was outside on the farm yesterday when this cow comes charging at me and attempts to jump over the barbed wire fence... It was an udder disaster."

"I hate being bipolar. It's awesome."

"My dog kept barking at me I'm not sure why hes in love with roofs."

"What do you call the hairiest man in the camp? Jewbacca"

"A compulsive liar walks into a doctor's office claiming to be constipated... The doctor tells him he's full of shit."

"What's the difference between Feminism and Islam One is a woman led group that aims to beat the patriarchy. The other is a patriarchy that aims to beat women."